William I. Lengeman III - Freelance Writer

Make My Movie

By some accounts nearly 85% of all Americans over the age of 10 have a screenplay they're trying to get produced (those are ballpark stats, by the way - I wouldn't suggest using them in your thesis). I am one of them.

Here's the lowdown, very briefly stated.

Title - A Bowl of Cherries

Logline - Build a better toilet brush and the world will beat a path to your door - or will they?

Genre - Comedy/Mockumentary

If you're a serious filmmaker with an interest in finding out more, you can reach me at wileng |at| weirdeats.com

Humor - The History of Saliva

The History of Saliva
by William I. Lengeman III

Here are some fascinating facts about spit, which I’ve gone out and gathered so you don't have to. But first there’s a minor issue of semantics that we need to get cleared up - the difference between saliva and spittle. The dictionary isn't completely clear on this point, but as far as I can tell it appears that saliva does not technically become spittle until it is ejected (or spit) from the mouth.