not so inspirational quotes

you were not born a winner and you were not born a loser. you were born a moron.
believe you can and you're postponing the inevitable disappointment.
our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in giving up every time we fail.
when you come to the end of your rope, your neck is about to break.
instead of giving myself reasons why i can't, i say the hell with it.
we must become the asshole we want to see.