confused proverbs

absence makes the chickens grow fonder of putting their eggs in one basket.
necessity is the mother of ronald mcdonald.
the squeaky wheel gets a gift horse with two heads and a stretch waistband.
better late than dead.
good things come to those who are lucky.
keep your friends close and do as the birds of a feather do to the romans when in rome.
hiding is the greater part of valor.
if you can't beat 'em, pay someone to beat 'em.