Friday, June 14, 2013

reasons why babies are deserving of our scorn

prone to shriek their fat heads off with little or no provocation
sometimes grow up to be donald trump
contribute not squat to the gross domestic product
seemingly content to wallow in their own filth
incapable of engaging in sustained political discourse
no fashion sense
rarely create engaging works of sculpture
don't have the common sense the good lord gave to a duck