Thursday, April 25, 2013

a letter to pantene uk, from c. francis patel

my friendly hair helpers of pantene - sincerely, and of a good evening,

i am seek advise for these several matters of pertinence. please advise asat and sooner.

the horse is make to sit up in the bed as it make to fly whilst i am shampooing it. please advise.
please advise of where i may make purchase of the pantene horse shampoo.

please advise. greetings - sincerely, and of a good evening,
c. francis patel
esq., phd., ret.

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Monday, April 8, 2013

if it was appropriate to refer to god as my bro

for my bro so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son.
thou shalt have no other bros before me.
in the beginning, my bro created the heavens and the earth.
in the beginning was the word, and the word was with my bro, and the word was my bro.
the heavens declare the glory of my bro; and the firmament sheweth his handiwork.