I will henceforth eat no fish of Fortune's butt'ring.
The key players end up back in France for this act and Bertram is set to marry again, now that his despised wife has apparently kicked the bucket. But not so fast, butthead, as Helena, Diana and the gang show up and reveal what a rat Bertram really is. He's so impressed by this deceit (I didn't get it either) that he agrees to be Helena's beloved after all. She's fine with it too (inexplicably) since he's clearly shown that he is a total loser. No accounting for taste, as the saying goes.