my wife is so fat

my wife is so fat - she has hydraulic lifts in her shoes
my wife is so fat - she casts a shadow on the moon
my wife is so fat - her underwear has a ripcord
my wife is so fat - her back fat drags on the floor
my wife is so fat - she has her own number on the richter scale
my wife is so fat - she needs a building permit to put skin lotion on

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